Uh I'm home.

No internet access while in Vegas. I updated purely through texts. Now I discover a handful published in gibberish. I fixed them.

Should I update in full? For instance, would you like to know about the bar back? The grilled corn? Being lost in the venetian? Shmoozing with (not) celebrities?

Things I didn't mention in text updates: the bride opening her gifts, the band and their groupies and their suite, the roulette table, the inflatable penis.

Also who in the hell is reading this?

I need to nap now.